I woke up today and decided that I would not, in fact, start my work day by hauling my computer into bed and working in my pajamas for the first couple hours. I would get up like a responsible adult and get dressed for work.
What does that mean exactly? It means putting on clothes I would wear if I was going to an office and putting on some makeup (tinted moisturizer, mom's maroon lipstick – currently my favourite thing to put on my lips..mom I might steal this from you, and mascara).
I was putting lipstick on, when I suddenly realized that I had meant to go to the washroom an hour ago, and now I really needed to go to the washroom. So with half of both lips coloured in with lipstick, I ran into the washroom. It's a really good thing washrooms are private, because if this was a shared situation and someone else was there, they would laugh their pants off at me. But now that I've told you all about it, I can't really be worried about that, because you can all laugh at me.
Don't worry, I'm laughing at me too. Now go back to whatever you were doing. I'm going to go have an adult breakfast (aka coffee).